Here is a contest that I thought would be fun to enter. The deadline is April 15th. Can you write the worst opening line to a novel? If you can then you may be the winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest. Just write the worst opening you can think of and go to http://www.bulwer-lytton.com
I think sometimes it’s fun just to get away from trying to come up with that perfect line.